You think like a guy, Ruby!

… of the toilet to her satisfaction. She made a point of telling me that in the middle of the party! I didn’t know someone would bend down and check out the floor behind my toilet. I regret not telling her I had to use an outhouse when I went to Christmas parties at my aunt’s hou…
Now I Know Why the Older Generation Stops Hosting the Family Parties
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Ruby Lee
Jack Herlocker
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Jan 3, 2025
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You think like a guy, Ruby!
Okay, you think like THIS guy. I got dinged for things like that ("It's dirty behind your toilet!" "Why were you behind my toilet?") in two relationships.
The second one married me, so, okay, I apparently have a few positive traits...
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Written by Jack Herlocker
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Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.
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