Won’t work. Unless you rolled in dog poop (recently) your hubby will think you smell marvelous. I irritate my wife because I like to stand behind her and smell her neck. Doesn’t matter what she’s been doing (she’s careful about the dog poop thing) she smells great!

Husband & retiree. Developer, tech writer, & IT geek. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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