"Will the township secretary please read the minutes from the last township meeting?"
"Section 47.2.34(b) was amended to include cats, along with dogs, being official or unofficial township library pets. This was added after an incident last month at the township library. In addition—"
"Excuse me, Madam Chair, but am I correct in my reading of 47.2.34(b) that there is NO prohibition against library gerbils?"
"Dammit, Roz—"