Wikipedia (of all places) has an alternate:

Note: If I have to do the nursery rhyme, Ten Green Bottles, one more time for my grandchildren, I will not be responsible for their safety!
And If One Green Bottle….
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Jack Herlocker
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Feb 13, 2025
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Wikipedia (of all places) has an alternate:
Ten fat sausages sizzling in a pan
Ten fat sausages sizzling in a pan
One went ‘pop’ and the other went ‘bang’
Now there’s eight fat sausages sizzling in a pan.
I bet your grandkids would have more fun with the POP and the BANG, Harry!
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Written by Jack Herlocker
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Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.
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