When Deb & I watch our Brit TV shows, we'll yell "Kettle!"

… suggested he call the local funeral directors. He thought that a good idea, then got on the radio. I made us both a cup of tea. Another hour went by, two more coppers arrived with the undertaker.
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Jack Herlocker
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Dec 6, 2023
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When Deb & I watch our Brit TV shows, we'll yell "Kettle!" at the screen if someone (anyone!) visits and the home owner hasn't offered to make tea in the first few seconds. Half the time they hear us, apparently. 😁
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Written by Jack Herlocker
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Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.
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