We have a local gas station that sells the kind of coffee we like. Been going there for years. The staff says, “Hey, howzit goin’? That all?” We reply: “Good, yep, that’s it.” “Great, that’s $4.01.” And we’re done with human interaction for the weekend. Although sometimes we get a noob who has to drag out the conversation: “Receipt?” “Yep.” People! 🙄