We don't have a garden so much as a nice-looking yard (90% of the hard labor done by contractors who know what they're doing) so I tend to accept compliments while deferring questions — "What's that lovely little bush?" "Ahhhh, that's a..." <frantically paging through the plant guide that our landscaper made for us> "Larry-ope!" "La-RYE-uh-pee" corrects Deb. Whatever, honey. 😐

Now, you want to talk about our stream system for fifteen minutes? Sure! But that's not gardening, that's engineering! 😀

Oh, that's boring too? Oh... 😔

But the pumps are really interesting! Hold up, let me bring up the specs...