“Wait. You pretend to be somebody else? That makes no sense.” “No, see, you have code names, so the operator says ‘Max Smith’ is calling, which means Made it Safe, and then your parents refuse to take the call and you don’t pay $5 to call cross-country!” “You realize there are like, four things in that sentence that make no sense at all?”

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