This I got from my first wife (whom I love dearly but would go into these neurotic obsessive spells that were cute but odd) when she decided (on our honeymoon!) that we needed to get China patterns because now we were married and grown up and we were going to be having dinner parties and she didn’t know anything about stupid freakin’ China and… Thank God we were honeymooning on Palau (great snorkeling, crappy shopping) or we’d have been lugging back 50 pounds of dishes.

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