There are some males who have a constant sum total of body hair. When it gets sparse on top it comes out in other areas. Back. Ears. Feet. Their spouse (or ex-spouse, although the hair thing had nothing to do with the split) [I’m pretty sure] makes snide remarks about shedding like a small dog (but sometimes “small” isn’t included in the remark).
Um, I mean, that’s what I’ve heard.
Okay, maybe I’m speaking for a friend.