The flower thing works, once you say the magic words, “EFF TEE DEE DOT CALM!”

And precede that with, “Hey Siri, open…”

And use your phone instead of a wand.

{*POOF*} Fifty bucks vanishes from your account and reappears as a marvelous floral arrangement. Works every time.

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Husband & retiree. Developer, tech writer, & IT geek. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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