Thank God! I’m okay with an 18-year-old niece, but an 18-year-old girlfriend? I like my {mumble}-year-old wife, who understands me very well after… almost 18 years, actually. Who went through the same decades I did. Who makes allowances for me getting old (and I hope I’m as good at returning the favor). Nope, 60 isn’t 18, 60 is much better.