Sorry, mate (and Dennett), just slippers, dockers, some dress shoes (gathering dust, I’ve not put them on since retirement), and a pair of Clark Wave Walk shoes that I LOVE for walks on travels or laps at the mall. No platforms, not even from back in the day.
Oh! A pair of US Army boots from my tour in Korea in 1988. Haven’t tried them on in years, no idea if they fit.