<sigh> So this is the second time in a week or so that I’ve read through an “OMG I am so fat” article, trying to think of some nice lie to say at the end, only to be confronted with a picture about which I cannot say my first reaction, because, y’know, married and all.

[Plus at some point I’m sure Deb will be reading through my Medium comments. I’ll know she hit this point when she looks up at me with an evil eye. Or a belly laugh. I can’t always call it.]

Anyway, Jennifer, I will just say that if I saw Bruce Willis kissing you, I would have no trouble believing you were his date for the weekend. Possibly with future tabloid complications.