See! That’s just it. That’s why I think electronic billboards are good (companies can advertise at a cheaper rate, make fast changes, focus on upcoming events on short notice) even though most content sucks (it looks like it was copied & pasted from brochures). You need to get out there more, Sherry, not quit! [Deb thinks so too, if that helps.]
Actually, my style with Conversation with My Wife has gotten more script-ish over time, thanks to input from a kind-hearted Medium denizen who has asked to remain anonymous. Can’t think of a way to turn all this into a coherent flow, though. I *do* have another script treatment in mind, but it’s severely serious and hasn’t gotten past outline form.