Roy. Roy Roy Roy. I had thought you an ally, but it appears you have joined The Punctuation Rebellion, aka my wife:
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“This ain’t Nam, man! There are rules!” Or at least guidelines. Right?
But those of us who still carry on the proud Imperial Punctuation traditions (single exclamations, Oxford commas, and some third thing to demonstrate the use of the Oxford comma) will persevere! As best we can… <sighs> 🎅*plays Santa Claus is Coming to Town since there are no Darth Vader emoji*🎅