Roy, it’s posts like this that make me think I should make Deb a full-blown Medium member so she can enjoy tales like this.

Or I could just pass her the iPad.

DEB: (returning iPad after a large number of snorts and chortles) That’s wonderful!

See, Roy, you post actual funny stuff. Well, you and Harper. And Mark, of course. Anyway, although I would never contradict Jk directly, I think I got included in her Quad Squad more because of my boyish good looks and sympathetic charm than anything else. (Doesn’t mean I will turn down the group t-shirt, mind you.)

Husband & retiree. Developer, tech writer, & IT geek. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store