Roy, it’s posts like this that make me think I should make Deb a full-blown Medium member so she can enjoy tales like this.

Or I could just pass her the iPad.

DEB: (returning iPad after a large number of snorts and chortles) That’s wonderful!

See, Roy, you post actual funny stuff. Well, you and Harper. And Mark, of course. Anyway, although I would never contradict Jk directly, I think I got included in her Quad Squad more because of my boyish good looks and sympathetic charm than anything else. (Doesn’t mean I will turn down the group t-shirt, mind you.)