Roy, I fear your title may confuse some readers who wander into Medium only occasionally, looking for self-help articles and mentally pummeled by clickbait to the point that they don’t understand what satire is. Maybe you might add a listicle at the end so that they feel satisfied and click the heart-thingie?

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