Quibble. I hold there is good bacon, not-as-good bacon, and something-that-aspired-to-be-bacon-but-sorry-failed-miserably-so-whatever-it-is-it-ain’t-bacon. Meat-like substance I purchased once from a street vendor in London, marketed as a “bacon sandwich,” falls into category 3. I suspect your shitty bacon does also and, therefore, is not actually bacon in my little world.

Husband & retiree. Developer, tech writer, & IT geek. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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