Ooh! I dusted off my account and am searching for you, Roy, using subtle clues you left in previous Medium posts…

OMG! I thought your cartoon persona was a caricature! So basically you just added the hat? Okay, how do I send an invitation…

Now LinkedIn says I should include a personal message with the invitation. Uhhh…

This is a personal message included by me personally, So you know that it’s me, I will include the phrase “rabbit milkshake” to prove I’m not a bot.

That should work.