Okay, cutting into an arm and sawing through a bone? Interesting.
Metal plate held to a living bone with a bunch of screws? Pretty cool, pity there aren’t pic — ooooohhhh, x-rays!
Stepping onto a small piece of sharp metal in bare feet? OMG, WOMAN, HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF TRIGGER WARNINGS??!! Meanwhile, office mates wondering why I’m writhing in my chair and making pained faces while I eat lunch at my desk. Too much spice in the chili, Jack?