Okay, being old and male, I may be missing something, but if you have any odd hopes of a relationship with this guy, wouldn’t you want him to see the Real Chelsea? (You establish — more than once, I think — that DD is, indeed, your True Self and an actual Reflection Of Your Inner Being.) Ergo, wouldn’t DD be the perfect mode to see him? As opposed to, say, floating into the store like, “Oh, THIS old ball gown? I only throw it on when I don’t care HOW I look.” With a dash of Audrey Hepburn. Tiara optional. Not the Real Chelsea, IOW.

Just asking.

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