Oh, Louise, PLEASE say this was inspired by an ALMOST fatal mis-key and not an actual event!

Who keeps backups of Medium stuff? (Other than the monthly download of the zip file, I mean.) Doesn't Medium do that? (They don't, do they. B*st*rds!)

In a similar vein, I had a book review for Amazon rejected, because... well, reasons, apparently. Please fix (FIX WHAT, you AI-programmed jerks?) and resubmit. Oh, and we deleted the review, so good luck remembering what you wrote a month ago. 🤬