Oh dear! No no, Rachel, don’t check the stats! Stats are not your friend! Stats will beguile you and seduce you and buy you drinks with umbrellas and unidentified fruit and whisper things in your ear that make you blush… then you come back from the ladies room and your purse is gone and the bartender is looking at YOU to pay the tab. Walk away from the stats, Rachel!

[Of course, this is from a person who’s Follower count is only… crap, seriously?! When did it get that high? I should be watching this stuff more often…]