No no no no Tre! Don't challenge the universe! 😳

The universe has a really weird sense of humor and doesn't understand you were just kidding and while it might just be a small meteor that obliterates your car/home/greater metropolitan area, it might be something a tad higher on the cataclysmic scale and I would really like to take that cruise with my wife next year 'cause we've had to postpone twice now so maybe if you could tell the universe you were just having fun and then wait until I dunno June 2022 to give it the finger that would be kinda nice thanks bye