1 min readJun 2, 2017
No no no no! Never make eye contact! Don’t engage! And for the love of all that’s holy do not ever actually speak to people! (I am still working on this with my wife. We have made progress to the point that she now announces, unprompted, “Okay, I see what I did wrong there.” Alas, this is after we are now on the Christmas card list of our New Best Friend In The Whole World.)