No no no! Break his kneecaps!

…You grab t…You grab them, and the rest of us will hit him until he falls to the ground, then we will kick him. While he is on the ground, we jump in our car and drive away.
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Jack Herlocker
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No no no! Break his kneecaps! Bust his hands and elbows! 

“We’re okay, I think he’s dead.”

DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST CONCEPT HOW A PULSE WORKS?! CHECK IT! NOW, DAMMIT, NOW!
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Written by Jack Herlocker
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Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.
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