My wife (Deb) and I get our hair handled at the same place by the same woman (Tami). One time we walked in while Tami was chatting with the receptionist, who asked us, “You’re both here to get your hair done?” I looked at Tami and asked, “Do I get my hair done, or my hair cut?” (I’m 50%+ bald. Totally legit question.) Tami paused a beat, like you do when someone asks a “Well, DUH!” question, and replied, “You’re a guy. You get your hair cut. My husband gets his hair cut. We do have some guys who get their hair done, but they have longer hair than Deb’s.” (My wife keeps her hair collar length.)