My wife and I are none of those, James, yet apparently, because we are a childless couple, we are symbols of evil and servants of the Devil, in league with the Spawns of Satan. (So… are there t-shirts? Club jackets? I’m not a big joiner, but if there are low-carb snacks we might show up for happy hour. I would ask that newsletter emails not be more than one a week, if that’s okay.)