Jack Herlocker
May 19, 2023

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My first colonoscopy, I made the same calculation (just about getting home, no stops). My boss, who knew I was going to be out for the next two days and had already been through his own procedure, stopped at my desk after lunchtime and asked, “What the hell are you still doing here?” I explained I planned to work another hour or so, take my first purgative dose, then head home. Plenty of time! “NO! While you are drinking that hellish concoction, you are never — NEVER — more than ten steps from a toilet. Trust me!” I went home. He was correct.

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Jack Herlocker
Jack Herlocker

Written by Jack Herlocker

Husband & retiree. Author. Former IT geek/developer. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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