ME: Pennsylvanians are wimps?! We have bears!
DEB: In the development? Since when?
ME: Okay… uhhh…
DEB: Honey? SEVEN FOOT GATORS! Do you really think we can compete?
ME: We have snow storms! Three feet of snow!
DEB: And we get to sit out on our heated porch, stay home from work, and watch the snow fall. I don’t think it’s comparable. I’m just sayin’.