Mazel Tov! on #69, Roz!

Grammer, um, stories:

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

A question mark walks into a bar?

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

Two quotation marks “walk into" a bar.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

A typo walks into a bra.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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