Maybe some subtle hints? “Mighty nice fingers you got there… Be a shame if some of ‘em got accidentally jammed in a drawer… over and over…” Know any football players? Linemen, especially? They don’t have to do anything, just stand there and not smile while you chat with Chris. Maybe crack their knuckles a few times.

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