LOL! That sounds funny, because (while both of us are in professions that require constant dealings with other humans) our favorite refrain is, “We hate people.” Usually uttered while rehashing the day’s events at work. But thank you.
OTOH, we do okay with small groups of family or like-minded folks. There was something you wrote about your husband that I read to Deb (I think it was how he makes up “facts” that he then delivers with the exact same solemnity that he uses for actual true things) that made her go, “Oh no, she’s married to another YOU.”