LOL! Okay, that broke the cute meter. Nicely done!
Alas, you were entirely correct in regard to physical science orthodoxy: the Rules of the universe are unchanging, it’s only our understanding of them that evolves.
Except for maybe in the first few picoseconds of the Big Bang. Maybe.
If there was a Big Bang, which I saw this morning someone is now showing a mathematical refutation.
<sigh> My head hurts.