lol! Nah, too good for one of mine. 😉

Simon & Garfunkel, The Boxer (live version):

Now the years are rolling by me
They are rocking evenly
I am older than I once was
And younger than I’ll be
But that’s not unusual
No it isn’t strange
After changes upon changes
We are more or less the same
After changes
We are more or less the same

(Not quite a match to your story, alas!)