It works for me.

I'm not particularly ugly, but neither am I all that interesting to look at. My style of dressing is "boringly comfortable." If a pretty woman smiles at me, it's because I'm next up in line and she's at the register. If my wife needs to find me in public, she finds it best if she identifies me to people by the hat I was wearing.

I like to think I use my powers for good, not evil. 😁