In the 21st Century. Good god.

Meanwhile I have video strength workouts led by women half a head shorter than I am, using weights 1½ to twice as heavy as what I use. Oh, and some of them are pregnant in their third trimester. (Just for the record, they're in their 30s, I'm in my 60s. "Yes, honey," says my wife, patting me on the shoulder, "totally an age thing.") With Title IX for the last generation turning out female athletes who can do 100 pushups on their toes, women are no longer the frail little things men made them out to be. Leading me to believe the "NO GRLS ALOUD" signs have more to do with the lack of women. 🤬