If Trump wins... Part of me wants to fight, but I'm not mentally up to stressful confrontations. Plus it would jeopardize my wife, and my goal in retirement is to be the best husband possible for Deb.

Plus I'm a crappy fighter. I worked in subs and computers, and submariners and techno-nerds never go toe-to-toe with our opponents. We can't. They'd cream us.

Our opponents simply have... bad luck.

I could help with bad luck, I think.

Edit, Wednesday morning: bad luck it is, then. 😶