I was going to throw in a gentle reminder about feeding the trolls, Heath, but after reading through the thread I feel more like we’re sitting out on the back porch.

ME: Don’t shoot at the squirrels, you’re not going to hit a si —

YOU: <BANG> <splat> <BANG> <splat> <BANG> <splat>

Pause.

ME: Okay, well, looks like the buzzards will find this a popular spot. How’s your shell supply? Need more shells? Doing fine? Alrighty then, looks like I’ll just mosey, you have a good day now, y’hear?

You and the Cyborg (right, H.?) are just two happy campers with your 12-gauges waiting for some troll to yell “PULL!” I’ll just mosey.

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