I recommend that you do not, as Lara Jane suggests (sorry, Lara!) hide your next bag of pistachios. Instead, place it proudly and publicly in the nut drawer, proclaiming to the love of your life that you trust him, and you know that he will share that 8-ounce bag with you because he loves you dearly as well.

The next bag, the secret five pound sucker? That one goes behind one of the drawers in your desk. Nobody is entitled to your work nuts, dammit! ✊

Hang tough, sistah Gillian!