I had this mental picture, then I saw the actual picture…

If my wife looked like that, I know what I’d say, but it’s not appropriate for a public comment section, so…

How ‘bout… nope. And nope. (I’ve been trained over the years not to lead with my first response, or second, and possibly not third.)

Okay, if you were a guy friend: “Dude! Great belly! You been workin’ out?…Beer?”

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Husband & retiree. Developer, tech writer, & IT geek. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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