I had intended to throw in a smart-ass remark about how if you wrote a book, I’d buy it. So now I have. (Amazon tried to talk me into getting the Kindle version, but I went for the paperback. I just like books on actual shelves better.) Amazon Prime, people! In your hands by Wednesday!

Also, Clay, if you’re doing a script, do Christmas Is: Mischief and Merriment in Manhattan! That is just begging to be a Hallmark movie! It’s got humor and slapstick and plot twists and a happy ending. My wife will buy this movie.

And you do great stuff on race relations in America (No Cuts. No Butts. No Coconuts. is awesome) but I like your other stuff, too. Just saying.