I do not remember Jesus, alas. Hold on…
ME: Do you remember Jesus showing up in the play?
DEB: (thinks) Yes! He came on, said something about the profanity, and walked off. Somebody got upset about that?
ME: Do you remember the gay dads?
DEB: Maybe?
Sorry, Jim, apparently we made it through the play with our little snowflake souls unmelted. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯