I can't dance. My wife can't dance. But when we were dating, she asked if I regretted anything about my first marriage; I said only that I never got to dance with my first wife. So Deb put on "You Light Up My Life" and we... sorry, spent some time looking up synonyms, but nothing fits, so I'll just say we moved around her living room in something resembling the rhythm of the music.

And no, we did not dance at OUR wedding. I asked.

DEB: You already danced with me once, and you want to do it again? In public?! With FAMILY watching?!! No no no, Jackster!

My point, for those who made it this far, is that my wife had the Debby Boone album with that song. I think we still do, in the basement somewhere. Gave away the record player about 20 years ago, however.