I am figuring on sending it to them afterwards, either way. Carol said the sweetest thing after I asked her for her birthday (no wedding gifts? NP — you’re getting a belated and early birthday present!): “I have no idea why you want it, but you’re Jack Herlocker, so I trust you.” (Awwww!) So my ex must be saying nice things about me behind my back. 😊

No godparent/godchild? That’s just dumb…