Hats, Zev. Do you like hats? Do you like going out in the sunshine?

Do you like running your fingers over your thinning-but-really-not-bald scalp and feeling flakes of skin come off like a year of dandruff after an afternoon of not-THAT-sunny?

<insert evil laugh>

🤠 Hats, Zev. Hats are in your future. Embrace the hat. 😉