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But I gotta know: Did you make Pepé Le Pew smoochie noises?

No doubt she’ll enjoy the post, Jack, and view our comments as mature adults simply exchanging…
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Jack Herlocker

Jack Herlocker

Mar 8, 2018·1 min read

Ha! No!

Probably not.

I don’t think so.

Maybe.

Lemme get back to you.

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Jack Herlocker

Husband & retiree. Developer, tech writer, & IT geek. I fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, and scratch where it itches. Occasionally do weird & goofy things.

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