Ha! Alexainie, I will see your endless kids sporting event (nephew) and raise you a dance recital from Hell where it starts at 6pm and lasts until “why aren’t these kids in bed yet screw the kids why aren’t *I* in bed already?” (niece) followed within a week by a middle school orchestra where they allow tweens to handle stringed instruments in large groups and you have to sit and smile and applaud while blood runs out of your ears. Just sayin’. (No idea how Classical Sass does it for a living.)