Good first step, LRB, but now you have to take Soph to a live midnight showing of RHPS. The cosplay, the flinging of toast, the squirt bottles coming out during the rain scene, and most of all the group side comments shouted at the screen.

"I see you shiver with antici..."

"STARTS WITH A 'P'!!!"

"—pation!"

Okay, maybe wait until she's 14 and can go with a mob of friends.